KFC apologizes after German Kristallnacht promotion
Is it the crisp flakey morsels that Germans consumed
before the computer system error, chicken wetted
on … Read more
November 2022
Twit Live-Tweets Twit’s Own Funeral
and no one notices Twit is
not dead and is live-tweeting Twit’s
funeral because everyone
is live-tweeting Twit’s funeral.
Twit leads the procession to Twit’s
gravesite. On the way Twit … Read more
Donald Trump Has Ruined My Life
Last night’s Breaking News! had no surprises, no shocking
revelations, no human drama. Just another humdrum story
of a feckless authoritarian and his desperate need
to bask in the blaring … Read more
Failure to perform
I hear a Senator say Democracy
is a lady of the night and we are a republic
of virtue so, there is no need to count every vote
The Senator … Read more
Take heart
Ukraine! Your flag of cerulean blue
and sun-gold says sky’s the place
where the improbable reigns: clouds
and things with wings. Who’d have
imagined such a fertile
thirst as sky?… Read more
When life gives you lantern flies, make honey…?
When I first heard of the honeydew honey, inspired and conspired
by the pesky lantern fly, my first thought (clearly not the best thought)
was of a cliched “honey to-do … Read more